Culum the Scallywag
A wharf rat of a boy whose empassioned plea coaxed the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.S into action
Wha’s up mah good sirs? See’s a how me Dad’s is amissin’ an all, ‘ow abouts a coppa er two to tide me ova widda bit a tato and a pint? Eh? Eh?